five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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