first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
well you can't waste a boner
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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