Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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