Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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