Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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