Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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