Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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