i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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