talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
