You drinking a lot?
No.
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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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