You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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