Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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