And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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