Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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