But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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