I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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