yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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