Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
