return my video game
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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