Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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