We tried having a conversation with our noses.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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