I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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