erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
