I must be too annoying 4 u.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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