i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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