The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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