so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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