my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This is my gift to your gina
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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