Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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