I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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