If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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