If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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