Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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