I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
