Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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