It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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