sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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