She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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