If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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