ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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