Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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