The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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