I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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