On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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