If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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