There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I didn't notice because vodka
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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