just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
fuck your aforementioned shoe
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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