Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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