Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I think I just sharted jello shots
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