Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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