It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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