Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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