But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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