I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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