Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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