Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
