But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was so not down for the gang bang
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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